I Run a Tight Shipwreck T-Shirt | Funny Captain Tee

⚓ I Run a Tight Shipwreck T-Shirt – Funny Captain Tee

Set Sail for Laughs with This Nautical Humor Classic

Show off your laid-back captain vibes with this I Run a Tight Shipwreck t-shirt. Featuring a retro-style raccoon helmsman at the wheel, this design is perfect for anyone who takes command of chaos with a grin. Whether you're out on the water or just steering through life’s waves, this tee keeps it fun and carefree.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Playful retro design that’s sure to get laughs
• Printed using premium DTG (direct-to-garment) technology
• Soft, breathable cotton – ideal for everyday wear
• Unisex fit perfect for sailors, captains, and weekend adventurers

🎁 Perfect For:

• Boating enthusiasts and nautical humor lovers
• Gag gifts for captains, sailors, and shipmates
• Summer parties, cruises, or lake trips

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine washable (cold wash recommended)
• Hang dry or tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May cause spontaneous laughter and compliments from your crew.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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