Horror Villains Mystery Machine Parody T-Shirt

🚐 Slasher Squad Mystery Tour T-Shirt – Horror Parody Tee

Meddling Kids Beware! The Villains Are Driving.

Forget solving mysteries; this crew is creating them. This hilarious and dark parody tee features the ultimate horror mashup, with legends like Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, and Leatherface piling into a blood-splattered version of a classic cartoon van. It’s the perfect crossover for fans who like their nostalgia with a serious edge.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Incredible Detail: A vibrant, comic-book style illustration packed with your favorite horror movie icons.
• Conversation Starter: A unique, dark humor twist on a childhood classic that demands attention.
• Premium Quality Print: Durable DTG printing ensures the gruesome details stay sharp wash after wash.
• All-Day Comfort: Made from soft, breathable cotton, perfect for horror movie marathons.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Die-hard horror fans and slasher buffs
• Halloween parties and spooky season wear
• Horror conventions and film screenings
• A unique gift for the friend with a dark sense of humor

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang to dry
• Do not iron directly on the graphic print

PARODY Design

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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