Hello Darkness Beer T-Shirt – Funny Stout Lover Tee

🍺 Hello Darkness T-Shirt – Funny Stout Lover Tee

For Those Who Find Comfort in a Dark Pint

This Hello Darkness My Old Friend tee is a clever blend of beer love and classic lyrics. Featuring a vintage-style pint of dark stout and bold distressed lettering, this shirt is perfect for anyone who greets their evening pour with a little poetic flair—and a lot of hops.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Perfect for dark beer lovers and lyric pun enthusiasts
• Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) technology
• Soft, breathable cotton fabric for that cozy pub feel
• Unisex fit – suits drinkers of all types and tastes

🎁 Perfect For:

• Stout fans and beer connoisseurs
• Pub crawls, bar nights, or brewery tours
• Father’s Day, birthdays, or just because you’re thirsty

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold with similar colors
• Hang dry or tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May increase craving for dark pints and meaningful conversations.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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