Gen X T-Shirt | Raised on Hose Water & Neglect Tee

😎 Gen X T-Shirt – Raised on Hose Water & Neglect Tee

Vintage Vibes Meets Brutal Honesty

Show your Gen X pride with the Raised on Hose Water & Neglect T-shirt — a perfect blend of dark humor and nostalgic truth. Featuring distressed vintage typography, this design pays tribute to a generation that survived without seatbelts, smartphones, or safe spaces. Tough times built tougher people — and this tee proves it.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Bold distressed text design for a true retro feel
• Printed using premium DTG (direct-to-garment) technology
• Soft, breathable cotton for everyday comfort
• Unisex fit – perfect for both men and women

🎁 Perfect For:

• Gen Xers who appreciate dry humor and nostalgia
• Casual weekends, retro parties, or as a funny gift
• Anyone tired of the “participation trophy” era

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine washable
• Hang dry or tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May cause flashbacks to drinking from the garden hose.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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