Funny Fukitol 500mg T-Shirt - Sarcastic Humor Tee

💊 Fukitol 500mg T-Shirt – The Ultimate Sarcastic Relief Tee

Prescribed for Daily Nonsense & Zero Stress

Having one of those days where the world is just a bit too much? Reach for your 500mg of Fukitol. This hilarious tee features a vibrant assortment of illustrated pills and a bold message for anyone testing your patience. It’s the perfect clinical-strength dose of "not my problem."

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Bold Graphic Design: High-contrast colors and crisp typography that stands out.
• Premium Comfort: Made from soft, breathable cotton for a relaxed, stress-free fit.
• Durable Print: High-quality DTG printing ensures the colors stay "shiny" and vibrant wash after wash.
• Unisex Style: A comfortable fit for anyone who has officially run out of damns to give.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Sarcasm enthusiasts and dark humor fans
• Stressed coworkers or friends with a cynical streak
• Casual hangouts, Mondays, or whenever "the vibe" is off

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold with like colors
• Tumble dry on low or hang dry to preserve the graphic
• Do not iron directly over the pill illustrations

Note: No actual medical benefits included, though side effects may include excessive smirking and fewer annoyances.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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