Eat a Giant Bag of Dicks Unicorn T-Shirt - Funny Adult Tee

🦄 Sassy Unicorn "Eat a Giant Bag" T-Shirt – Bold Adult Humor Tee

Magic Meets Attitude in This Retro Classic

Forget rainbows and glitter—this unicorn has had enough. Featuring a defiant, middle-finger-flipping unicorn against a vibrant retro sunset, this Eat a Giant Bag of Dicks tee is the ultimate way to tell the world exactly how you feel. It’s colorful, it’s crude, and it’s bound to be the loudest shirt in the room.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Bold Graphic Design: High-contrast retro sunset with a sharp, cartoon aesthetic.
• Premium Print Quality: Durable, vibrant colors that stay bright through every wash.
• Superior Comfort: Crafted from soft, breathable cotton for a perfect everyday fit.
• Unisex Style: Flattering for anyone who prefers their magic with a side of salt.

🎁 Perfect For:

• People who are officially "done" with everyone's nonsense
• Gag gifts for that friend with a dark sense of humor
• Music festivals, dive bars, or making a bold statement

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry for longevity
• Do not iron directly on the sassy unicorn

Note: This shirt is 100% magical and 0% polite. Wear responsibly.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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