Don't Fucking Care Bear T-Shirt - Grumpy Edgy Adult Humor Tee

🐻 Don't Fucking Care Bear T-Shirt – Edgy Adult Humor Tee

Nostalgia Meets Zero F*cks Given

Retire the rainbows and sunshine for something a little more honest. This Don't Fucking Care Bear tee is the ultimate anthem for those days when your "care meter" is stuck firmly at zero. Featuring a grumpy, blacked-out bear with a skull-and-crossbones belly badge, it’s the perfect blend of childhood nostalgia and adult cynicism.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Bold Statement: High-contrast blue and black design that demands attention
• Premium Print: Durable DTG (direct-to-garment) printing for a crisp, vibrant look
• Ultimate Comfort: Made from soft, high-quality cotton perfect for daily wear
• Unisex Fit: A versatile cut that looks great on everyone who's just "done"

🎁 Perfect For:

• Cynical friends with a dark sense of humor
• Casual hangouts where you want to set the mood early
• Gag gifts for your most beautifully blunt coworker

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold with like colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry for longevity
• Turn inside out before ironing (avoid the print area)

Warning: Not responsible for offended stares or spontaneous high-fives from fellow misanthropes.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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