Dial-Up Campfire Story T-Shirt – Funny Tech Nerd Tee

🔥 Dial-Up Campfire Story T-Shirt – Funny Tech Nerd Tee

The Only Thing Scarier Than Ghosts? Dial-Up Internet

Gather 'round, kids… the floppy disk has a terrifying tale to tell—about a time when the internet screamed at you before it loaded anything. This hilarious Dial-Up Campfire Story tee features a spooky storytime between a floppy disk and horrified USB drives. It's a nostalgic nightmare every 90s kid and modern techie will love.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Perfect blend of retro tech and campfire storytelling humor
• Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) technology
• Soft, breathable cotton fabric for all-day comfort
• Unisex fit – ideal for nerds, geeks, and digital natives

🎁 Perfect For:

• IT pros, computer geeks, and tech history fans
• Gag gifts for coworkers and retro tech lovers
• Nerdy bonfires, hackathons, or just making millennials feel old

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash 
• Hang dry or tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May cause uncontrollable flashbacks to AOL login sounds.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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