Attempted Murder Crows T-Shirt – Dark Humor Tee

🦅 Attempted Murder T-Shirt – Funny Crow Pun Tee

Two Crows, No Crime (Yet)

Fans of wordplay and dark humor, meet your new favorite tee. This Attempted Murder shirt gives a hilarious twist to a classic pun about crows—because two crows aren’t a murder... yet. With its playful cartoon design, this shirt is perfect for bird lovers with a wicked sense of humor.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Clever pun that sparks laughs and double takes
• Cartoon-style crows printed in high-resolution DTG
• Lightweight and breathable cotton for all-day wear
• Unisex sizing – designed to fit all funny bone levels

🎁 Perfect For:

• Bird watchers with a sense of humor
• Fans of dark or pun-based jokes
• Gag gifts or quirky conversation starters

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine washable
• Hang dry or tumble dry low
• Avoid ironing directly on the graphic

Warning: May cause uncontrollable chuckling or spontaneous crow facts.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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