All Men Are Cremated Equally Witch T-Shirt

🧙♀️ All Men Are Cremated Equally T-Shirt – Witchy Dark Humor

For the Darkly Playful at Heart

Bring a little wicked humor to your wardrobe with this All Men Are Cremated Equally t-shirt. Featuring a sultry witch lounging on a jack-o’-lantern while a skeleton bathes in a flaming cauldron, this bold design is equal parts spooky and sassy—perfect for Halloween or any time you feel a little mischievous.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Striking witch and skeleton artwork with a playful message
• Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) technology
• Soft, breathable cotton for lasting comfort
• Unisex fit – great for anyone with a taste for dark humor

🎁 Perfect For:

• Halloween parties and spooky season lovers
• Fans of gothic or witchy fashion
• Gag gifts with a wicked twist

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine washable
• Hang dry or tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May attract cackles, broomsticks, and midnight mischief.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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