Act Peaceful Be Dangerous T-Shirt | Dark Humor Grenade Tee

💣 Act Peaceful, Be Dangerous – Have a Nice Day! T-Shirt

The Ultimate Ironic Greeting

Smile, wave, and carry a metaphorical grenade. This Act Peaceful, Be Dangerous tee perfectly captures the art of keeping everyone guessing with its delightfully twisted take on everyday pleasantries. Featuring a cheerful smiley-faced grenade set against a vibrant retro sunburst pattern in teal, orange, and red, this design is equal parts threatening and charming—just like the best people you know.

💡 Why You'll Love It:

• Darkly hilarious contradiction that speaks volumes
• Eye-catching retro sunburst design with vintage appeal
• Bold color palette: teal, orange, red on black background
• Detailed grenade illustration with distressed texture
• High-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) printing technology
• Soft, comfortable fabric perfect for being deceptively chill
• Unisex design for all peaceful dangers

🎁 Perfect For:

• Fans of dark humor and ironic messaging
• Military veterans and tactical enthusiasts
• People with a "speak softly, carry a big stick" philosophy
• Gym bros who look intimidating but are actually sweet
• Anyone who appreciates vintage badge aesthetics
• Conversation starters at bars and parties
• Gifts for friends with twisted senses of humor

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold with like colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the design
• Do not bleach

Warning: May confuse people about whether you're making a threat or wishing them well. (It's both.) Have a nice day!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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