Absolute Shanker Funny Golf T-Shirt - Humorous Golfer Tee

⛳ Absolute Shanker T-Shirt – The Ultimate Funny Golf Tee

Embrace the Chaos of the Fairway

We’ve all been there—that soul-crushing moment when your ball screams off the hosel at a 90-degree angle. This Absolute Shanker tee is a badge of honor for every golfer who knows that sometimes, the struggle is very real. Whether you're a scratch player or a weekend warrior, this shirt brings a much-needed laugh to the 19th hole.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Bold Statement Design: Features high-impact typography and crossed golf club graphics.
• Premium Print Quality: Expertly printed using DTG technology for a long-lasting, vibrant finish.
• Superior Comfort: Made from soft, breathable cotton that stays comfortable from the first tee to the clubhouse.
• Perfect Fit: A versatile unisex cut that looks great on every type of golfer.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Gifts for golf-obsessed friends and family
• Golf trips, bachelor parties, and tournament prizes
• Anyone who doesn't take their handicap too seriously

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold with like colors
• Tumble dry low or hang to dry for longevity
• Turn inside out before ironing (avoid ironing directly on the design)

Warning: Wearing this shirt may not fix your swing, but it will definitely improve your mood.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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