Toothbrush and Toilet Roll T-Shirt | I Hate my Job

“I Hate My Job” Toothbrush & Toilet Roll T‑Shirt – Cheeky Bathroom Banter Tee

Keep it real with the I Hate My Job tee — featuring a disgruntled toothbrush muttering “I hate my job,” and a toilet roll replying back, “Oh please!”

This tee showcases expressive cartoon characters—a toothbrush with tired eyes and a speech bubble, and an annoyed toilet roll delivering the perfect comeback. It’s printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) technology, ensuring crisp linework, rich contrast, and an ink finish that feels soft and embedded in the cotton.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Bathroom Humor Redefined: Personified household items deliver comic relief with relatable sass.
• Premium DTG Print: Sharp details and soft ink that never cracks or peels—even after many washes.
• Comfortable Fabric: Made from 100% combed ring-spun cotton (or cotton-blend for heathers) for breathable, all-day wear.
• Unisex Fit: Classic crew-neck available in sizes S–3XL—perfect for anyone with a sense of humor.

Perfect For:

• Fans of punny tees, toilet humor, or cheeky, everyday comedy.
• Casual outings, bathroom décor moments, or lounging with friends.
• Gifting to roommates, coworkers, or anyone ready for a laugh.

Gift It When:

• Birthdays, gag exchanges, housewarmings, or just because laughter heals.
• For the person who appreciates clean humor—without crossing the line.

Quality That Endures:

Constructed from mid-weight cotton (~170–180 g/m²) with taped shoulders and double-stitched hems. The DTG print remains vibrant, smooth, and machine-wash safe—no fading or peeling, even with regular use.

Available in Colours & Sizes – Choose from Black, White, Heather Grey, Navy, or Olive — sizes S through 3XL.
Made-to-order with bathroom-ready banter, premium print feel, and daily comfort.

Design Details & Style Notes:

• Character Expressions: Toothbrush shows tired resignation; toilet roll’s face and speech bubble deliver the punchline with attitude.
• Speech Bubble Layout: Positioned overhead for clarity—“I hate my job” and “Oh please” pop with bold lettering.
• Ink Tone Contrast: Simple black ink on light tees; white or light ink on dark backgrounds for maximum readability.
• Styling Tips: Pairs perfectly with lounge pants, jeans, or pajamas—hang around the house in humor-laced comfort.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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