I Like Murder Shows | Funny Unisex T-Shirt

🔪 True Crime, True Comfort

"I Like Murder Shows, Comfy Clothes & Maybe 3 People" T-Shirt

Are you a certified couch detective who loves true crime, cozy vibes, and minimal human interaction? Then this tee is your new uniform. Featuring a bold skull design surrounded by moody roses and brutally honest text, it's perfect for anyone whose idea of a good night is murder documentaries and soft joggers.

• 🎯 Eye-catching skull & rose graphic for dark humor fans
• 🧵 DTG printed — sharp, vivid, and built to last
• 🛋️ Ultra-soft cotton — perfect for binge-watching marathons
• 🎁 Great gift for introverts, true crime junkies, and sarcasm lovers
• 📺 A statement tee for your murder mystery obsession

Ideal for: Fans of serial killer shows, women with sass, Halloween lovers, and anyone who says “I’m social, just selectively.”

This shirt pairs well with Netflix, a glass of wine, and a suspicious glance at your neighbours.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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