Before You Ask Shark Attack Funny T-Shirt

🦈 Before You Ask T-Shirt – It Was a Shark!

Foot Problems? Blame the Shark

Whether you're avoiding awkward questions or just love edgy humor, this Before You Ask tee says it all—literally. Featuring a vintage-inspired graphic of a shark chomping down on a very unlucky foot, it’s the perfect excuse shirt for any mysterious limp. Dark humor with a splash of sea salt.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Bold retro design with hilarious dark humor
• Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) technology
• Ultra-soft, breathable cotton for long-lasting comfort
• Unisex fit – perfect for sarcasm-lovers and shark enthusiasts

🎁 Perfect For:

• Fans of absurd humor and ironic statements
• Beach lovers with bite
• Gag gifts, bachelor parties, or prank shirts

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine washable
• Hang dry or tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: Wearing this may result in uncontrollable laughter or weird looks from strangers.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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